TESTIMONIALS
"You guys have the best tasting water! Thank you for sending us the 20 gallons of dehydrated & compressed water. It was great! It made a great hit with all of my office buddies. Please send me some more."
Response: No problem. If you keep the cash flowing, we'll keep the water flowing!
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"Wow, you guys really are the best. Have you ever thought about going international with your product… like McDonalds?"
Response: Please check out our Franchise opportunities. Maybe your community could use it's own buydehydratedwater.com.
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"Are you serious? This site is a joke, right?"
Response: No joke. This site is for real and we actually sell dehydrated water.
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"Evian, eat your heart out. Dehydrated water tastes better and is going to force you into bankruptcy, where you belong!"
Response: We couldn't agree more with you. By the way, we are seeking individuals like yourself to help us gain market penetration throughout local supermarkets around the world. All we need is a handful of investors who will help us pay the required $6.5 million slotting fee to get us on the shelves. If you are interested, please contact us.
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"I can't believe you invested so much time and money to create a web site like this. Don't you have anything better to do with your life?"
Response: And we can't believe you took so much time to reply and vent your disbelief. You obviously have never tried our water. Our customers have a tendency to become dedicated followers. Don't be a cheapo. Send us $5 and try it out for yourself.
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"This is great! Thanks for helping me select the perfect gift for my father who has everything. He certainly didn't have any dehydrated water. What a super idea you had. Keep up the great work and let me know if you come up with any new innovative products."
Response: Thanks, we greatly appreciate hearing positive feedback from our web site visitors. Due to the tremendous success of this site, we are working on a couple new life-enhancing sites. Please check back for the links. In the mean time, buy some more dehydrated water and tell all your family and friends to do the same.
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"What a market-corner! Amazing new product, and just in time, too. This world cannot go on much longer on such filthy water."
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